Just-My-Dreamland

majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the โ€˜making love in a canoeโ€™ about american beer

(via oda-kirby)

Why do girls go to the bathroom in odd numbers? Because they can’t even. BAHAHAHAHAH i’m so funny someone please date me

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure youโ€™re healthy and hydrated

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

breakfastwithponds:

Taking selfies to make myself feel better about the fact that I’m not at g4

breakfastwithponds:

Taking selfies to make myself feel better about the fact that Iโ€™m not at g4

burgerkid:

me trying to do stuff

image

(via confirmance)

humorking:

fifthchapter:

humorking sexually abusing my puppy send help!!!

boi y u so jelous

humorking:

fifthchapter:

humorking sexually abusing my puppy send help!!!

boi y u so jelous

(via happiest)